They Can Send A Man To The Moon, But Can't Make A Decent Carving Tool!

20-Sep-2003	#1
bonsaial1 Greybeard Join Date: Aug-2001 Location: Fresno, CA Country: USA USDA Zone: 9 AHS Heat Zone: 13SH Posts: 5,191	They Can Send A Man To The Moon, But Can't Make A Decent Carving Tool! .ADVERTISEMENT I have run across the tool of all tools. The Tree Hawg 5000 This tool will reduce an average size tree to sawdust in mere minutes. The precision chainsaw is balanced and feels good in the hand, while the arbortech will get the hard to reach places. Final nook and cranny details are not lost with the keen dremal tool that folds out with a flick of the wrist. (Providing your wrist is still attached.) The arbortech comes with a precision wound armeture for high speed grinding. At 72,000 RPM, be sure to wear ear protection or a trip to the hospital is in the future. The dremel tool is light and can make use of all the standard attachments. The tools is made in the Swiss alps. Makers of the World famous Army knife. The case is water and blood resistant. Comes with carring case, goggles, earplugs, gascan, and 50 bandaids. $799.99 __________________ Experience is fundamental

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20-Sep-2003

bonsaial1

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Tree Hawg 5000

(deluxe model shown with optional wine corkscrew. Remember drink wine wisely when operating dangeous tools!)

Standard model available for $699.99, less corkscrew

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20-Sep-2003	#3
Tony bonsaiTALK Master Craftsman Join Date: Jan-2002 Country: USA USDA Zone: 7 AHS Heat Zone: ? Posts: 861	Looks like a handy dandy device but will it fit in my tool box? Tony

20-Sep-2003

Walter_Pall

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Kurt from Gernmany has enhanced this tool with an automatic shulder clapper device for finding an excellent tree or styling an outstanding bonsai or getting rid of the most favorite bonsai enemy.

So far for the value of German engineering.

Some more suggestions on the German forum:

1) beer-bottle opener
2) moonlighting device for making liquer from moutain berries in the wilderness
3) hammock
4) compass
5) digital camera

best regards
Walter Pall

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20-Sep-2003

Bart Thomas(deceased)

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Quote:

2) moonlighting device for making liquer from moutain berries in the wilderness

Is the german term for this (illegal) making of alcoholic spirits "moonlighting", or is this a Babel for the American term "Moonshine"?

20-Sep-2003	#6
Walter_Pall bonsai is not my hobby Join Date: Oct-2001 Location: Egling, south of Munich Country: Germany USDA Zone: 6a AHS Heat Zone: 5 Posts: 1,425	Thomas, in the context of this thread anything goes. best regards Walter Pall

17-Oct-2004	#7
RedPine bonsaiTALK ArchMaster Join Date: Jul-2004 Location: AR USDA Zone: 7a AHS Heat Zone: 7 Posts: 2,895	I once had me one 'bout like that deluxe model there. It was the seatwarmer and band-aids that really sold me.And I'll tell you what. The wife will appreciate having it around, and the kids just love em. A tool like this just helps a guy out ya know,you reach for it and it's there. Last edited by RedPine : 17-Oct-2004 at 03:40 AM.

21-Oct-2004	#8
John Dixon Air Assault All The Way. Join Date: Mar-2004 Location: Huntersville, NC (near Charlotte) Country: USA USDA Zone: 7-8 AHS Heat Zone: 7 Posts: 1,681	I'll wait for Dewalt's battery powered version. John __________________ John Dixon Si vis pacem parabellum Stay off the trails of others, that's where the booby-traps are.

21-Oct-2004	#9
Will_Heath BANNED Join Date: Apr-2004 Location: Clinton Township, MI Country: USA USDA Zone: 6 MI AHS Heat Zone: 4 Posts: 4,227	I really like the insecticide attachment, the ease of spraying while hacking just appeals to me.

21-Oct-2004

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Yamadori 3000

I have used the Tree Hawg 5000 for several years now and not only has it proven a quick and easy way to remove various obtrusive body parts, but it really carves up a storm on all that yamadori deadwood. After several season with my beloved Tree Hawg, I found myself needing several special adaptations I order to continue to dig the stumps (my new nick name by the way) I so love. In partnership with Bionic Industries, San Jaun, Page Ranking, I have developed, perfected and am ready to market the "Yamadori 3000" suit. This suit is guaranted to dig more trees, faster and with much less control , than any other suit on the market.
During this special introductory offer, and if you act now, you can have your own Yamadori 3000 for just three equal payments of $1204.56. That's a savings of over 3% off the regular retail price.

Act soon, supplies are limited.

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