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dbz12fan Charles Bevan Join Date: Apr-2003 Location: Florida Country: United States USDA Zone: 9B AHS Heat Zone: 9 Posts: 2,250	Say it out lowd to get the humor Some of you may have heard this one before, but to truley understand the humor you should say it out lowd. "What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!" __________________ "Success demands understanding"-Andy Rutledge Charles Bevan Vero Beach, Fl

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lehket

Reminds me of one I read a loooong time ago (and why do I still remember it?):

Bob: Is she Hungary?
Tom: Alaska.
Mary: Yes, Siam.
Tom: All right, I'll Fiji.
Bob: Oh, don't Russia self.
Tom: Yeah, but what if she Wales?
Bob: Just get her a Canada Chile.
Mary: I'd rather have Turkey.

So they all had Turkey without any Greece. When the waiter brought the check, Bob said, "Check and see how much Egypt you." And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.

Hah! Good one.

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Charles Bevan
Vero Beach, Fl

4-Jan-2007

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonsaikc

So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says,

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

__________________
Chris Johnston
"She was a critic, and lots fo critics who aren't called to do what they write about grow jealous and mean and small in their disappointment." - Stephen King, Duma Key
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