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5-Jan-2007	#21
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Quote:

Originally Posted by lehket

Reminds me of one I read a loooong time ago (and why do I still remember it?):

Bob: Is she Hungary?
Tom: Alaska.
Mary: Yes, Siam.
Tom: All right, I'll Fiji.
Bob: Oh, don't Russia self.
Tom: Yeah, but what if she Wales?
Bob: Just get her a Canada Chile.
Mary: I'd rather have Turkey.

So they all had Turkey without any Greece. When the waiter brought the check, Bob said, "Czech and see how much Egypt you." And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.

Note the respelling of "check". I think this works better.

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8-Jan-2008	#25
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8-Jan-2008

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do they.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonsaikc

So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says,

Do they serve pigs in this bar?

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8-Jan-2008

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Why is the bartender asking the question? He's the one serving the bar isn't he?
It would have been better if the bartender said, " Sorry, we don't serve pigs in this bar.".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repotter

Do they serve pigs in this bar?

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