Ransom Demand

FlyBri

Excuse my ignorance, but what would a dog want with Ron anyway? Inquiring minds need to know... Ron can't see this can he, being held captive and all?..

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RedPine

The dog actually is just using the Ron to get at us emotionally so we will give in to the ransom demands....so the REAL question is "What do we want with a Ron anyway?"





P.S. Don't worry Fly, if Ron is heald captive he can't see any of this.

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Bonsai Barry

Too late... Ron is dog-gone.

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Victrinia_Ensor

OMG... You guys are too bleedin funny!!!!

I hope Ron isn't dog-gone...

What leverage will I have to get that gorgeous boxwood if the dog give up on the ransom demand ?

hmmm.... maybe it's best this way.... I'm sure it's a sin... yah know the "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tree" thing again.... (dramatic sigh)


Wait a dog-gone minute!!! If Ron is done in... I can just go GET the thing..

Yours in scheming,

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TreeBay

I'm a little confused. Is the ransom payment intended to save Ron from the indignity, or...?

Regards,

Matt

P.S. I don't have any chuck roast, but can you take PawPal?

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PatArizona

Sorry Ron...

We are just about to blow the budget...there goes the bandwidth!

Pat

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Bonsai Barry

All in favor of refusing the ransom, lift your leg... I mean raise your hand.

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Victrinia_Ensor

TreeBay... I think we are trying to save him from a fate worse than death... heheh

Pat... Yikes! We'd best think of a way to keep the puter on in this crisis.

Barry... awwwwwwww come on... giving up already?? Don't forget the goal... save the trees... THEN save Ron... (of course I am ignoring the fact that Terrible Terry is not threatening the trees...lol)


Yours,

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RonMartin(deceased)

To all my bonsai friends out there.

The ransom was paid this afternoon by my dear wife. I am now a free man.

I thought it was a nice thing for her to do. She normally doesn’t get involved in these kind of things.

When I asked her why, she mumbled something about the grass needed mowing and don’t forget to take out the trash. Not sure what that means. I just wanted to know why she paid the ransom. Damn weird answer if you ask me.

She also said something about Terrible Terry coming back for me in the morning. Also mumbled something about a 10 lbs. chuck roast that I am to give him.

I am confused but free.

My leg is a bit wet but it will heal.

Ron

PS Found out that dog food tastes terrible but, much better than my first wife’s cooking