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Old 2-Jun-2007   #11
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looks like some sort of forlorn fax ficus
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Old 2-Jun-2007   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by malhomme
It takes out a flamboyant television bonsai personality about once every two decades.

Thanks for the warning Jim,

If I should happen to become flamboyent on TV (or become a "personality" for that matter) PLEASE force feed the moss to me!! ;-p

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Old 2-Jun-2007   #13
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Gooood Heavens!!

“…just to damm easy!...”

“…actually (N)ever saw the real thing...”

“…it's pretty horrid!...”

“…see a shrink?...”

“…forlorn fax ficus…”

I can't believe what I'm reading...after all…the pot DOES have a drain hole!? Doesn't that count for something...anything?

And, think about the skill this "artist" must have...923,876 of these wonderful bonsai created, and they are all identical...can YOU do that? I can't.

We should all go out and buy up every one of these bonsai we can find. Good grief! Can you imagine the disaster that would be created if Joe Public gets his hands on any of these...he wouldn't have the slightest idea how to care for them...

An added feature...they cost $2.99 each!

Well...I just had to get that off my chest...somebody had to do it!

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Well encapsulated Pat this effort makes my pipe cleaner literati JBP look like a masterpiece.

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Mine died.
I shouldn't have pruned and repotted it at the same time.
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