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Let's Get Serious, Are You Addicted?

View Poll Results: Are you addicted to bonsaiTALK
Yes, I answered yes to all six, and ahould be committed with Al 8 25.81%
Yes, I answered yes to five, but am not so busy that I miss sex. 9 29.03%
Yes, but I only answered yes to 4, so I have a life. 11 35.48%
Maybe, I only answered yes to 3, and my wife tells me to get off the computer. 1 3.23%
Maybe no, I only answered 2 yes, I do the dishes and help my spouse around the house. 1 3.23%
NO, I only lurk here and find all you people weird and in need of help! 1 3.23%
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 2-Jun-2003   #1
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Let's Get Serious, Are You Addicted?

While the forum was down, I noticed things around the house.

1. The garage needs cleaning.
2. I have a wife, Where in the hell did she come from?
3. The patio needs cleaning.
4. The auto's need maintenance.
5. The house needs painting.
6. I have a wife, wait I said that, but she says it bears repeating.

Now with all that said, how do you stack up to these questions.

1. Did you find yourself thinking about BonsaiTALK at work?

2. Was the first thing you do in the morning to check if the website was back up?

3. Was the first thing you do after coming home from work to check if the forum was back up?

4. Did you find yourself raceing through dinner to check if the site was back up and be the first one to "re-post"?

5. Did you make a file of posts on "MS Word" and save them to be copied and pasted on return of the forum?

6. When your partner gave you the "look" (sexual) did you tell them you would be there in one moment, while sneaking into the computer room to check if the site was back?

Now depending on how you answer these simple questions, please take the poll, Bonsai-al
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Old 2-Jun-2003   #2
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I have a wife, Where in the hell did she come from?


ROTFL!

Actually, I think my wife had rather a similar reaction to the forum being down ("Hey, I have a husband, where in the hell did he come from?"). I didn't have anything to do, and so I kept bothering her to come look at pictures in back issues of Bonsai Today. Not she gives a damn about them, mind you, but she does such a good job of faking it.

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I had left to Toronto for ten days and look what you have done...
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Yes....partner.....sexual....exactly....*shifty eyes from a waiting teenager*
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Yup... I didn't get 6 yes votes but I came near it! I must get a life.... too late!

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I just spent more time writing to Ron Martin at Tokonoma Nurseries. I got my Bonsai information fix that way!

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..at first I thought I had a computer problem.
then the thought that maybe I was booted from the forum for not posting enuf...lol...
..it was like misplacing a good book.
Happy that all is well with only minor losses.
Good work Matt, on bringing the forum back to life.

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The first thing I did when the page wouldn't load was accuse my teenage son of visiting dodgy websites, and that he had got our computer infected with a virus of some kind...

oops.

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If i woke up at 2 am by accident the first thing I would do was turn on the computer and pray that the forum was back up. The hardest part was when I realized I haven't been here for more than six months so my s/n had been deleted.
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Re: Let's Get Serious, Are You Addicted?

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2. I have a wife, Where in the hell did she come from?


Actually it was my wife that said. "I have a husband where did he come from. Now how do I get rid of him"
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