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Old 2-Jul-2005   #1
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I've been working on a juniper this afternoon. You know, the usual trimming, nibbling, pampering into shape and it occurred to me that I have missed my station in life. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HAIRDRESSER!

So that's it, I'm off to Folicles R Us to see if they have any vacancies. To hell with this bonsai stuff!

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Hi Bonsainut,

Do you think I might be barking up the wrong tree?

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Old 21-Aug-2005   #4
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zoot,

and while youre at it, try not to cut my ear this time!

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Old 21-Aug-2005   #5
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Sorry Jeff, I had to do it. Opposing branches and all that!
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I usually go with the windswept style, but could you give me a formal upright please? My hair isn't long enough for a full cascade ...And NO root pruning!!
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I can really recommend the new stylings at Folicles R Us. There's a great one called the Will Heath. It looks great throughout all 360 degrees! Then there's the punk rocker clump style and as for the Ozzie Osborne Special - well it has to be root over rock doesn't it?
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Old 20-Sep-2005   #8
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A twist of an "Anguished English" desk diary of todays' date.

Outside a Bonsai Nursery:

"During the vacation of the owner, a competent Bonsai Stylist will be here"



Any more appropriate "SIGNS" you can think of ?

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Sign on the door of 'Folicles R Us':


'Bonsai, a competent stylist will be here during our vacation. Mr Bonsai learned his trade with Kimura Kurls of Japan'
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