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Old 4-Jan-2006   #11
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Did you notice where it contradicts some of your answers when your done?

lol, yes I had a giggle at some of those.

You were thinking of a bonsai.
You said it is classified as Other, I say Vegetable.
Could you send it in the mail? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Do you use it in public? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it worth a lot of money? You said Sometimes, I say Doubtful.
Contradictions Detected
The opinions of the AI are its own and are based on the input of people playing. It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time my answers will change to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that I am in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

So it thinks we deal in vegetables and they are sometimes not worth a lot of money. None by mail either. Still has some to learn then!!

Good fun tho'

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Old 4-Jan-2006   #12
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I beat it twice. I even started by saying Vegetable,...I figured as opposed to animal. Both times it did guess it at the end, in the list, the first time it was fourth from the bottom in a list of about 20 things ,...second time here's the list Is it one of these ...
a hemlock tree (evergreen)
a magnolia tree
a bonsai tree
a weed (undesirable plant)
a ginkgo tree
a railroad tie
hops
a birch tree
wood
a grape vine (plant)
a sequoia tree
a bonsai
foxglove
a maple tree
SO you see it doesn't yet realize that a bonsai and a bonsai tree are the same thing (except in rare exceptions). FUN ,.....ALSO Funny,................... Is it normally planted in gardens? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it yellow? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it usually green? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it bright? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Does it have lots of seeds? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Can you recycle it? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it smell good? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Contradictions Detected
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Try it while thinking "your mama",...i'm gunna it a shot right now. LOL
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Old 4-Jan-2006   #14
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Well, I thought of my wife... and got this.....

No comments please on the 3 questions I have highlighted that really made me laugh!"

NoQ30. I am guessing that it is me (as in you)?
Right, Wrong, Close

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29. I guessed that it was a soulmate? Close.
28. Is it commonly used? Yes.
27. Does it provide protection? Sometimes.
26. Would you like to be one? Doubtful.
25. Can you make sounds with it? Sometimes.
24. Is it used on a bed? Sometimes.
23. Can it be used to put things together? Sometimes.
22. Does it play music? Sometimes.
21. Is it round? No.
20. I guessed that it was a child? Close.
19. Can you use it with your friends? Sometimes.
18. Is it smooth? Sometimes.
17. I guessed that it was a chick? Wrong.
16. Can you use it 24 hours a day? Irrelevant.
15. Does it have four legs? No.
14. Does it bring joy to people? Sometimes.
13. Could it be found in a classroom? Sometimes.
12. Does it have a long tail? No.
11. Does it make noise? Sometimes.
10. Is it fluffy? No.
9. Does it lay eggs? No.
8. Does it live in the forest? No.
7. Does it come from an animal? Yes.
6. Is it slippery? No.
5. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
4. Does it live near water? No.
3. Does it have short fur? No.
2. Can it be tamed? Irrelevant.
1. It is classified as Animal.
w look at this listing:-

Ok... lunchtime over for me.... back to work

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Old 4-Jan-2006   #15
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i answered them all honestly.question 6 asked"does it have a cold nose?"-i nearly fell off the chair laughing-but i beat it-it asked 31 question before it got it right
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You were thinking of a bonsai tree.
Is it colorful? You said Sometimes, I say Doubtful.
Is it fragile? You said Sometimes, I say Doubtful.
Is it a primate? You said No, I say Yes.
Can it be painted? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it worth a lot of money? You said Sometimes, I say Doubtful.
Is it a specific color? You said No, I say Yes.

bonsai trees are primates, eh?
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It has officially forgotten what Bonsai is. I have been trying to get it to guess for almost an hour now and it hasn't beat me yet.

Bonsai isn't even on the list of stuff it can guess anymore
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Old 16-Jan-2006   #18
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Yes, I have just tried it again... and it has certainly had a lapse of memory.

Maybe the cleaner switched it off sometime

It will have to learn all over again !!!

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I guess if you have an ancient computer you don't get to play reindeer games. It wouldn't even let me choose my own answers. EVERYTHING was answered yes...wouldn't let me pick any other answer. But it did give me a sweet message about a runtime error and a bug. (" Do I wish to debug? Acess denied.")

Sigh.

It decided I was thinking of banana peppers... AS IF!!!

EDIT:
Next day, better computer, still no choices other than "Yes," and I still get "Banana Pepper." I must have been duped by some cruel joke.

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Old 17-Jan-2006   #20
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Strange that Earthgirl.... I just tried it and got this..

Q30. I am guessing that it is a Christmas tree?
Right, Wrong, Close

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29. I guessed that it was a lamp? Wrong.
28. Does it have a handle? No.
27. Can you find it in a house? Yes.
26. Can you buy it? Yes.
25. Is it used for transportation? No.
24. Can it be played? No.
23. Does it spin? No.
22. Can it be worn by a person? No.
21. Is it green or black? Sometimes.
20. I guessed that it was a compact disc? Wrong.
19. Does a basketball player use it? No.
18. Does it have a face? No.
17. Is it taught in school? No.
16. Is it used for entertainment? Sometimes.
15. Is it used in a game? No.
14. Does it have a hole in it? Sometimes.
13. Do you carry it in your pocket? No.
12. Is it a part of something larger? No.
11. Is it mechanical? No.
10. Is it shaped like a hot dog? No.
9. Does it move? Maybe.
8. Does it display information? No.
7. Is it worth a lot of money? Sometimes.
6. Does it live in a burrow? No.
5. Do you use it at night? Sometimes.
4. Can you find it in a church? Maybe.
3. Does it live above ground? Partly.
2. Does it usually have four corners? No.
1. It is classified as Other

Seems to have forgotten ALL about Bonsai, but got close.
It confused me when it asked Is it Green or Black ?- how do you answer that one!

Try it again when you can.

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