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bonsaiTALK Expert
Join Date: Jul-2004
Location: Chico
Country: USA
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Bonsai Riddles: Fertilize Your Brain
Just havin' some fun. If anyone can think of some others, feel free to post.
1) After much deliberation, a master decides that he will perform a trunk chop on one of his trees. He makes a clean cut, puts some cut paste over the wound, and retires for the evening. The next day he goes out into his garden and finds that the tree is exactly as tall as it was before he performed the trunk chop. How can this be? 2) A young bonsai enthusiast has a tree that has never been exposed to sunlight, yet after many years, it is thriving beautifully. How is this possible? 3) It was a beautiful spring when the student decided to visit his beloved master. Several days later he arrived at his master’s house where he immediately asked for a tour of the garden. To his astonishment, all of his master’s tree’s were leafless and looked as if they were dying, and here it was already late spring. The student was bewildered how his master could have let all of his beautiful trees fall into such a poor state of health. The master, however, assured him that all of the trees were perfectly healthy and thriving. How can this be? 4) There is a tree whose needles are older than it’s branches, whose branches are older than it's trunk, and whose trunk is older than it’s nebari and roots. How is this possible? Stumped? Regards, Scott. |
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bonsaiTALK Artisan
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I believe number 4 is the result of many diferent grafting techniques.
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Archbonsaist in training
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1. He performs the trunk chop on a cascaded tree.
2. Artificial lights. 3. Defoliation. 4. Air-layering and grafting...or a cutting.
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Tree herder
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1. chopped one trunk of a twin trunk tree
2. Grow lights. 3. Defoliation 4. Grafting Regards, Chris.
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bonsaiTALK Master Chief
Join Date: Aug-2004
Location: Aberystwyth Uni
Country: Wales
USDA Zone: 8
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1)yeah, the twin-trunk sounds good.
2)again, growing lights 3)defoliation, or maybe he moved them in from a different climate, where it was winter? 4)i dont have a clue. surely air layering or cuttings achieve the trunk as oldest, then branches, needle and finally roots?
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bonsaiTALK Master
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1)-Somebody put another tree of the same height and same species while he was retirering.
2)-It was growing in artificial light. 3)-The trees had just been removed from a dark winter shed. 4)-It is an evergreen tree (junperus ?) that was grafted on a short stump with a good nebari. |
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Dances With Trees
Join Date: Jul-2004
Location: Lake County California
Country: USA
USDA Zone: 8-9
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3) maybe the master lives in the southern hemisphere but the student lives in the North, so it's actually not spring its fall!
- bob
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bonsaiTALK Expert
Join Date: Jul-2004
Location: Chico
Country: USA
Posts: 177
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Good answers everyone.
When I made them up, these are the anwers I had in mind, but certainly some of these other anwers are just as good. 1) The Tree was a Twin Trunk. 2) The tree was grown indoors, with artificial grow lights. 3) The student lives in the southern hemisphere, the master in the northern hemisphere. 4) Grafting techniques: Bud begins, grows into a branch, the branch is grafted onto a younger trunk (of a different tree), the trunk onto a younger base (of a different tree), with years passing between each process. Not likely, but possible. Regards, Scott. |
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