Was Hamlet Dutch?

Most certainly not! Neither was that dyslectic drunk that wrote this junk "Shake a spear"!
Romeo, o Romeo, where for a.... right under need your balcony, you blind twat!
He is still laughing, when he hears and sees that the wannabees and educated (HA) of this world are still trying to give meaning to his bad grammar.
No the Dutch, Hollanders or Netherlanders have no time for this poetic nonsense, wile this was all going, we reclaimed 2/3 of our country from the sea and started the first multi national company, the V.O.C.
We gave the world useful words like "apartheid"! A very useful word, still used and practise today in many countries all over the world!
Dutch is even intricate into the American language! Words like: Cookie= koekje or koekie, pancake= pannekoek, Yankees= Jan Kees, Overlands= Overlanders.
A few votes more back than, and the U.S would have been speaking "dutch" instead of "English" today.
No we Dutch like to keep thinks simple, we have a saying here that gos: act normal, that is strange enough!
But seriously: What I'm trying to say here is: Using all those fancy long words dos not make your post any better! It makes them only harder to understand for all those non English bonsaiist here on Bt!!!!
Some of the post here indeed look like Shake a spear Klingonese blabla!
A dictionary, a dictionary! My kingdom for a dictionary!
O and "Dutch"arend "Germans" ether!
Hans.

Once again, it's called the KISS method, "Keep it simple stupid."

Thanks Hans for that,....(a fellow Dutchman, well at least half.)... Hector

What were we talking about again?

Joanie

Hans,
If you pull out your Webster's or even a Funk and Wagnall's you will see that the big word sentence is Jibberish. distastia like crapsai is a "made up" word for effect. Love your trees, John

Hans,
If you pull out your Webster's or even a Funk and Wagnall's you will see that the big word sentence is Jibberish. distastia like crapsai is a "made up" word for effect. Love your trees, John


Hi, I know, I know. I was just kidding around here. Although I must admit that some poster here tent to use a language that is really hard to follow if English is not your native language! Big words make me itchy, in any language that is! And the other fun part is for me that a lot of people don't know where or what Holland is.
OK back to the subject.......what was it again
Hans.

Holland? I know Holland. Here's a joke:

These two Hollocks walk into a bar...

Never mind the hollocks!
Hans.

P.s:
this is all ment to be funny!
Hans.

Of course it is LOL