Poll: Bolder and Bigger text - bonsaiTALK Community

20-Oct-2005

#31

RonMartin(deceased)

Bonsai nare-do-well

Join Date: Jan-2003

Location: Summerville SC

Country: USA

USDA Zone: 8A

AHS Heat Zone: 8

Posts: 4,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanie

In place of personal auras, you've had your post "read". So here is your fortune....

You will go into the forest where you will meet a tall handsome stranger that will sweep you off your feet.... no, wrong gender...

You will go into the forest where you will meet a tall gnarled smelly old man that will lead you to the perfect yamadori but you will find that your shovel has a rubber handle and you can't use it to dig... no, thats a dream....

You will go into the forest where you will meet some kid that will lead you to a pretty decent little sapling that you will take home and (ahem) try to root and... no, thats a different thread....

Okay, I give up John. No wonder your head hurts.

Joanie

See any one of these in the woods

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20-Oct-2005	#32
Joanie Enthusiast *MODERATOR GROUP* Join Date: Feb-2005 Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert Country: United States USDA Zone: 11 AHS Heat Zone: 2 Posts: 5,607	Ron, it was the guy with the cane. That's the one!! Although the (lady?) with no teeth seems to be familiar too. Maybe an archetype? The thing with the pacifier is totally foreign and I've never seen it before in my life, till now. Yikes. Joanie __________________ Dogs are just children who eat off the floor

21-Oct-2005

#33

John Dixon

Air Assault All The Way.

Join Date: Mar-2004

Location: Huntersville, NC (near Charlotte)

Country: USA

USDA Zone: 7-8

AHS Heat Zone: 7

Posts: 1,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanie

Joanie,

I went into the woods as a tall, handsome young man and I found the perfect yamadori, but my shovel was made of rubber so I couldn't dig it out. However, having the strength of my youth, I was able to tear it loose with my hands. I took it home to pot it and it died, but the poison ivy vine I didn't see rooted well and rubbed off on me.

Now I'm getting older, gnarled, and covered in calamine lotion. But I don't smell bad. I refuse to smell bad.

Does that count?

John
(w/ Perry Ellis aroma this morning)

__________________
John Dixon

Si vis pacem parabellum

Stay off the trails of others, that's where the booby-traps are.

21-Oct-2005	#34
Joanie Enthusiast *MODERATOR GROUP* Join Date: Feb-2005 Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert Country: United States USDA Zone: 11 AHS Heat Zone: 2 Posts: 5,607	Well, that certainly explains a lot John! And no, you don't smell bad. That was the skunk you ran over to get out of the woods..... Joanie __________________ Dogs are just children who eat off the floor

View Poll Results: Do Bold and super-sized posts distract from the flow of a thread?
Yes I have also found this distracting.	7	15.91%
It is somewhat distracting and should only be used to highlight a word or small section.	20	45.45%
It is not distracting at all.	17	38.64%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

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