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Enthusiast
Join Date: Feb-2005
Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert
Country: United States
USDA Zone: 11
Posts: 5,433
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Spam spam spam and spam
We've had some of the most amusing spam lately.... most of you won't notice, because we get rid of it pretty quickly (my personal record is 3 minutes from posting to bannination) but there's been some pretty inventive spam.
Don't ever click on a link supplied by a spammer... don't write to them, or reply to the spam, just click on the little red triangle on the lower left side of the post, and report it to your friendly neighborhood moderators. We'll take it away and ban the spammer. We hates spam. But it has been rather amusing lately... ![]() Joanie
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GREEN HORN
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I'll have the spam,spam, egg, cheese and spam then.
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Enthusiast
Join Date: Feb-2005
Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert
Country: United States
USDA Zone: 11
Posts: 5,433
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Joanie
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bonsaiTALK Master
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LOL, Joanie & Zen!
Campfire Spam is great too. Just put the unopened can in the fire, it will give signal when done. (WARNING: Don't try this at home!) Bob O
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Learning = Growth
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LOL...we should have a Suiseki Spam carving contest.
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Square Tree - Round Pot!
Join Date: May-2004
Location: Walsall U.K.
Country: United Kingdom
USDA Zone: 8
AHS Heat Zone: 1/2
Posts: 2,476
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Sometimes the membership name gives away their ultimate goal. I remember "pharmacyst1282" joining a few weeks ago and wondered how long before the spam hit us - only to see the post come while they thought no-one would be looking - in the middle of the night U.S. time! Oopps....just happens to be when I am looking over here ![]() What with Fly over in Australia and Matt and Pootsie with you, we have full 24 hour coverage against "spam attacks". Regards, Ian. |
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veteran
Join Date: Apr-2004
Location: Volcano
Country: Hawaii
Posts: 442
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And if you want to read a very droll and funny book, go here.
http://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/archive.html |
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bonsaiTALK Master Chief
Join Date: Apr-2006
Location: Lakeland - Florida
Country: United States
USDA Zone: 9A
AHS Heat Zone: 11
Posts: 1,004
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Thanks for the reminder Joanie. I always wondered what that triangle was for - now I know.
Great job and thanks to everyone who helps keep this a spam free site!
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Bonsai Barry
Join Date: Dec-2004
Location: Santa Maria, CA
Country: USA
USDA Zone: 9
AHS Heat Zone: 3,4
Posts: 1,138
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With apologies to Dr. Suess
Dearest Joanie, You're full of baloney. I love spam, I love spam said Sam I am. If spam grew on trees, it wouldn't be free Listen to what I say, buy bonsai spam a little goes a long way Buy it now, buy it today or buy its seeds on E-bay.
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