|
|
|||||||
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Mark Forums Read |
| Forum | Gallery | Weather | Journals | Links | Webring | Wiki | NEW:Shop |
| Articles | Opinion | T.O.D. | NEW:Radio | Contests | Humor | NEW: Auctions! | Donate |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes | ||
|
| ||||
21-Apr-2006
|
#1 |
|
Spider mite
|
Post your WORST bonsai
Comedy of errors. Bought this juniper a few years ago. Thought I had a plan. Plan didn't work. Jinned a branch. Didn't work. Grew slow. Planted in ground. Managed to break jinned branch with hose. Dug up. Potted. Looked again. Had NEW plan. Chopped branches. Wired. Still not sure where I'm going with it. Windswept. Maybe make a broom. REAL broom. To SWEEP with.
Arrrrhh...... |
|
|
|
Sponsor Message
|
Post your WORST bonsai |
|
Forum Sponsor
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#2 |
|
bonsaiTALK Master
 
|
Kazoo, HOPE IS NOT LOST. This may be your worst tree but it still has some potential. I wish you could post a bigger pic so that we might give you some potential designs.
-Moe
__________________
"Bonsai do not belong to us; it is our responsibility to care for them and pass them on to future generations" -Mitsuya Yasuo
Bonsai Today Master Series: Pines
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#3 | |
|
bonsaiTALK Master Chief
|
How about this Kazoo?
__________________
---------------------------------- © 2004 - present bwaynef Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#5 |
|
Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Feb-2005
Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert
Country: United States
USDA Zone: 11
Posts: 5,433
|
(running, screaming, panting in a dark corner.....) THAT is SCARY. You gotta do some good work in the world to balance that karma, Pootsie.
Yipes. This is going to be a fun thread!! Joanie
__________________
Dogs are just children who eat off the floor
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#6 |
|
bonsaiTALK Master
|
pootsie,
im sorry, unlike in kazoos tree I see NO hope!!! ;o)
__________________
"Bonsai do not belong to us; it is our responsibility to care for them and pass them on to future generations" -Mitsuya Yasuo
Bonsai Today Master Series: Pines
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#7 | |
|
The Cat's Apprentice
|
Quote:
pootsie |
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#8 | |
|
Attila Soos
Join Date: Jan-2002
Location: Los Angeles, California
Country: USA
Posts: 1,988
|
Quote:
I thought this is a pretty good impression of Shiva, the Hindu God. |
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#9 |
|
Enthusiast
Join Date: Feb-2005
Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert
Country: United States
USDA Zone: 11
Posts: 5,433
|
That red wire looks, at first glance, like arteries running up the tree.... like it's been flayed.
What finally killed it? Hiding its nakedness indoors? Being teased shamelessly by the other trees? Sheer ennui? Joanie
__________________
Dogs are just children who eat off the floor
|
|
|
|
|
21-Apr-2006
|
#10 |
|
bonsaiTALK Master
Join Date: Jul-2004
Location: mold, flintshire
Country: wales
Posts: 463
|
That is scary pootsie
 and this is a fun thread, here is my offering, originally styled at an exhibition in birmingham in 1992 by suchin ee as a young cutting, it has gone through all sorts of manisfestations over the years without ever really growing much. Its now planted on a stone, I,ll post a pic when wired up. |
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Artistry In Bonsai: A Simpleton's View | bonsaial1 | Articles | 30 | 11-Apr-2007 08:22 PM |
| Bonsai Design - Philosophy | Emperor Fish | bonsaiQUOTES | 4 | 23-Feb-2007 02:12 PM |
| Bonsai Design - Philosophy | Emperor Fish | bonsaiQUOTES | 1 | 6-Feb-2005 09:59 AM |
| Copying The Japanese II | K.A. Rutledge | Opinion | 22 | 30-Nov-2004 01:03 AM |
| Bonsai Humor | Chip Smith | bonsaiQUOTES | 0 | 8-Nov-2004 05:08 PM |
Kazoo, you are a wuss. Is that the worst you can do?
Linear Mode
