Eau De Bonsai

TreeBay

Although I searched in vain, I could not find the humorous post about shows that devolved into proper costuming for a would-be bonsai player who attends a show on opening night. I think it was among the 14 days' worth of posts that were lost a few months ago in the fire...

At any rate, we had suggestions for a goatee and monocle, pinkie ring, alligator shoes, a black cape and walking stick, if I remember correctly. Now what will bring that whole thing together? The right cologne, of course!

"Le Vert captures the juniper bonsai essence with energetic and expressive top notes of juniper berry, green lemon, bamboo sap..."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=2978701551

Think of the looks you'd get when you walk into the gallery trailing an essence of juniper berries and bamboo sap! That and a pair of gold bonsai shears and you'd be the cat's pyjamas!

Regards,

Matt

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Adam_MA

I really wonder what it smells like... Not that I would waste my money on it, but there is this huge perfume/cologne shop in my local mall. Maybe next time I'm in the mall I will see if they have it so I can see what it smells like..

Adam

Bonsainut

That's the smell I've been trying to wash off all these years. Who knew?

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