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Originally Posted by rockm
As for escaping your yard (and the dogs), never underestimate the quickness, ingenuity, and athletic abilities of 17-25 year olds--who will be the group most likely to be stealing your bonsai.  In my youth, stealing pumpkins from front porches Halloween night despite dogs, lighting systems and watchful adults was a sport. Usually, the darkest yards were avoided as you could hurt yourself tripping over stuff...
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rockm,
You're making me remenice....reminesce.....remininsce...remember my old Army days. There was a cadence we sang while running:
"Some people say that a preacher won't steal,
I caught one in the act in my watermelon field;
Eatin' up the watermelon, throw away the rhine,
three-fifty-seven made him want to double time."
Sorry, I'm in one of those moods. It made me laugh anyway.
John