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Originally Posted by Al
You have just found a new bonsai disscussion forum...
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I found one also at L33tb0nsa1.com, the rules there are simple and no one ever debates anything...
1.Eagerly you sign up only to find that the rules state that you must praise every single plant that is posted. Anyone can yank a weed out of a sidewalk crack, put it in a bonsai pot and call it art, after all the motto there is "Art is in the eye of the beholder."
2.To post a picture, one must first try without reading any howtos or FAQ's and they must honestly try to keep them postage stamp size.
3.To reply to a thread about any aspect of bonsai technique, one must first show that they have absolutely no knowledge at all of the subject at hand, posting about anything you actually have direct experience with will lead to bannination.
4.To reply to a thread about three point displays, one first must claim that a monkey or a four year old has done this before and fooled some bad critics.
5.To reply to any thread about artistic bonsai, one must always claim that it is not their goal as they do bonsai to relax.
Will