Will_Heath

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and see the deepest Asian Secrets of Bonsai revealed here for the very first time!

Take a seat and watch as I magically transform this living specimen of an ordinary bush into a remarkable, living piece of art, formerly impossible, but now available thanks to an incredible streak of circumstance that has allowed my humble self to learn the lost art of the masters.

Knowledge once available only to a select few apprentices in the Far East is now within my grasp thanks to a remarkable discovery of ancient texts, which gave me instant insight into an art form so secret that it took a World War before it was introduced here in America.

Watch as I remove branches, bend trunks, pull leaves, wrap wire, and otherwise perform techniques never before experienced outside of mystic temples. Watch as I create the illusion of peacefulness. Watch as I transform an ordinary bush into a BONSAI!

Pay no attention to the health of the tree, nevermind the pile of foliage at my feet, pay no mind to the man behind the curtain, this my friends is magic!

Pay your money, gets your ticket, see the miracle of Bonsai, experience the magic, see the show, watch the master!



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