This could be fun. It could be a little like the
Fantasy Koku-fu Theatre. Andy and Ron, the two of need to wear some bigtime wrestling body suits. Al can do the ringside announcing. As venue moderator, of course, I'll take 30 percent of the door and the popcorn and beer concessions.
Andy, you get Internet pay-per-view rights over at BonsaiTodayOnline.com. Ron, you get a piece of the door and your own bonsai action figure.
The rules will be simple. Two men, two trees, two hours. I want a clean fight, and
absolutely no pinching below the belt!
Regards,
Matt