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No motorized or power equipment should be allowed in the act of bonsai procurement. A mortal sin. Even when I visit my local bonsai supply shop I walk and carry goods home on my back. In 99 degree weather being attacked by wild dogs.

PS. I can repair umbilical hernias in my garage on men and women. If you need help please feel free to contact Dr. Kong. We do not use anesthesia so there is no hang over. We bite down on sticks like the good ole days. Wild out of control screaming does not bother Dr. Kong so there will be no extra charge. If a patient tries to hurt the Dr for payback reasons, he or she will be hit on the head with a rock. Gore is our goal to get you up and running...fast!

17-Apr-2008	#16
kingkong bonsaiTALK Master Chief Join Date: Sep-2005 Location: S Florida Country: USA USDA Zone: 10-B AHS Heat Zone: 10 Posts: 1,394	What happened to the romance? No motorized or power equipment should be allowed in the act of bonsai procurement. A mortal sin. Even when I visit my local bonsai supply shop I walk and carry goods home on my back. In 99 degree weather being attacked by wild dogs. PS. I can repair umbilical hernias in my garage on men and women. If you need help please feel free to contact Dr. Kong. We do not use anesthesia so there is no hang over. We bite down on sticks like the good ole days. Wild out of control screaming does not bother Dr. Kong so there will be no extra charge. If a patient tries to hurt the Dr for payback reasons, he or she will be hit on the head with a rock. Gore is our goal to get you up and running...fast!