Jfecme was probably meaning to make a lighthearted comment that we all would have chuckled about, if we were standing around looking at your new tree.
This is such a poor medium for social interpretation.
The wisteria has lots of possibilities, and they are very strong trees in general. It will come back like gangbusters, and you are going to have a great time carving it!! Whoo Hoo!
Joanie