Al, sorry to hear of your troubles.
Glad you're OK though and that your head is still attached.
Were you wearing that D#@! thong when the ETs showed up? How'd you 'splain it to them? Momma always told me to wear clean underwear in case this kind of thing happens
P.S. for anyone wondering about the thong, do a search on Al's posts, only wear some kind of eye protection
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