Reminds me of one I read a loooong time ago (and why do I still remember it?):
Bob: Is she Hungary?
Tom: Alaska.
Mary: Yes, Siam.
Tom: All right, I'll Fiji.
Bob: Oh, don't Russia self.
Tom: Yeah, but what if she Wales?
Bob: Just get her a Canada Chile.
Mary: I'd rather have Turkey.
So they all had Turkey without any Greece. When the waiter brought the check, Bob said, "
Czech and see how much Egypt you." And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.
