Reminds me of one I read a loooong time ago (and why do I still remember it?):
Bob: Is she Hungary?
Tom: Alaska.
Mary: Yes, Siam.
Tom: All right, I'll Fiji.
Bob: Oh, don't Russia self.
Tom: Yeah, but what if she Wales?
Bob: Just get her a Canada Chile.
Mary: I'd rather have Turkey.
So they all had Turkey without any Greece. When the waiter brought the check, Bob said, "Check and see how much Egypt you." And the waiter threw them all out of the restaurant.
