(Victrinia pats Vance on the back in a friendly fashion...)
No worries Vance... you can't please them all... I know for a fact that there are times some people here have felt much the same way about me. (huge grin) There is just no accounting for the opinions of others at times...
What I tell people, when I think I have managed to vex them, is this.... "Don't mind me... I don't."
Now what made me laugh when I read that creative little list, was how many young people might read it, and won't know what some of those lesser known punishments actually are.
Let's take keel hauling... thats just sucks.... And some very malicious kind of personality must of been at work to have thought of it. And that isn't even the worth thing on your list...
Hey... you didn't have being bonsai-ed on your list of twisted punishments people might wish on you. How could you have missed that? (smirk)
Your friend indeed,
Victrinia