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Dateline: 7/2/06
Fresno, CA.
by Dirk Donught


Al Keppler, Internationaly known bonsai artist was seen early today while shopping at local Michael's Craft Store. Seen in his basket were numerous packages of brilliantly colored chenille stems. Brown and green were very prominent, but, many packages of pink, purple and yellow were also present. Speculation as to maybe a boug or azalea could be in the offing.

Also spotted in the shopping cart was two yards of snake skin fabric and two yards of alligator rope. We can only venture a guess as to what the eccentric artist has in mind with this.

Later that day....Keppler was also spotted at the local bonsai nursery purchasing a new pot. This could only mean one thing. Keppler could be entering the well publicised faux bonsai contest at bonsaiTALK. This could be very big. Updates to follow as this reporter follows new leads*

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