Just_Mike

hi bob, my name is mike, and im a bonsai addict...my wife caught on to my "problem" earlier than yours, and is seeking me some help...i never got to 136, i would like to get to 136...i guess you could classify me as a "closest addict"...she says no more, i say ok, but i have to pass 2 nurseries on my way home from work everyday, and im not a strong enough person to just keep driving...i tell myself, "ill just stop and take a look...i wont buy anything, i have plenty of trees"...for some reason that pep talk never works and before i know it, there i am, rushing home to get my new tree (the one i wasnt going to buy) home and blended within my other trees before wife finds out...now...here is the funny part...for some reason i always convince myself that my master plot at getting a new tree home undetected will work...it never does...shes like magnum p.i...nothin gets past her...then i find myself making the same lame comments that have never worked before, like "babe thats that one tree i got awhile ago, you just dont recognize it =))...then i get the look (everyone with a wife knows the look i speak of)...to her credit though she will help me water sometimes...but that could be her ploy to take inventory...

...as for the beer and a tree idea, i could buy the beer, and you give away tress...=0
...but try getting that to fly...i can see it now..."cmon babe were going to san diego" then i wake up, wondering what happened and why my head hurts so much...

good luck to us all...Mike