Originally Posted by pootsie

And what happens when the plant sobers up and finds itself in a Mexican jail wearing oversized flowered underwear and lipstick. Not that I ever did anything like that ...

Originally Posted by Little_John

or whe it wakes up in the back of someone else's truck doing 90mph through town and sliding to a halt at red lights. Not that anything like that has happened to me either.

Originally Posted by Joanie

My trees are now hearing the rumor, and they voted for tequila. (Notice we are close to the border of Mexico)