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Why did my tree die?
What did I do?
I watered it every six and a half days...
Exactly.

I pinched off all of the green parts,
I scraped the bark off to make deadwood....
What do you mean "not all the way around!"?
Why not?

I fed it bone meal and Miracle Gro
And fish emulsion and coffee grounds,
And 0-10-10 and SuperThrive,
All in one month.

It sits on the piano in the hallway,
Under the skylight and next to the lamp
Right by the furnace vent....
Keeps it warm.

Why did my tree die?
What did I do?
I'm looking for another one
On ebay.

Joanie

7-Aug-2005	#4
Joanie Enthusiast *MODERATOR GROUP* Join Date: Feb-2005 Location: Carlsbad, California..coastal desert Country: United States USDA Zone: 11 AHS Heat Zone: 2 Posts: 5,353	Why did my tree die? What did I do? I watered it every six and a half days... Exactly. I pinched off all of the green parts, I scraped the bark off to make deadwood.... What do you mean "not all the way around!"? Why not? I fed it bone meal and Miracle Gro And fish emulsion and coffee grounds, And 0-10-10 and SuperThrive, All in one month. It sits on the piano in the hallway, Under the skylight and next to the lamp Right by the furnace vent.... Keeps it warm. Why did my tree die? What did I do? I'm looking for another one On ebay. Joanie