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When I set out the garbage I do it in a very deliberate manner. The can is positioned against the curb just so. Any excess in bagged and stacked a certain way. Care is taken to avoid events like billowing charcoal ash or rank kitty-litter oders. Every pickup day before Christmas we set out three little banana-nut breads with gift certificates to a local restaurant tucked discretely inside the wrappers.

All this is done to elicit a specific emotional response from the sanitation workers. It seems to work. I call it the Art of Setting out the Garbage.

29-Jun-2005	#9
Kansai Good Area to Dig Potatoes Join Date: Nov-2004 Location: NE Kansas USDA Zone: 5bKS,9aTX AHS Heat Zone: ? Posts: 70	When I set out the garbage I do it in a very deliberate manner. The can is positioned against the curb just so. Any excess in bagged and stacked a certain way. Care is taken to avoid events like billowing charcoal ash or rank kitty-litter oders. Every pickup day before Christmas we set out three little banana-nut breads with gift certificates to a local restaurant tucked discretely inside the wrappers. All this is done to elicit a specific emotional response from the sanitation workers. It seems to work. I call it the Art of Setting out the Garbage.